Dear Characters Who Stubbornly Refuse to Become Distinct from One Another,

Each of you has, like, only a couple distinguishing characteristics. You surely know this.

But if we combine you, you’ll have a whole bunch more. Right?



— Me


Dear All Characters on Deck,

See this nice little quest I have ready for you? Waiting over in the corner there?

You … don’t seem to be in any rush to go on it.

In fact, you see determined to DIY your own quest from the materials at hand instead.

But perhaps I’m misunderstanding. Let’s keep writing, shall we?

— Me