1. I have a piece in the Weekly Humorist this week.
“Buy My Book, It Will Protect You from the Coronavirus, Says Author Whose Public Appearances Have All Been Canceled”
(For the record, I didn’t have any launches or appearances planned. But a great many authors have, and you should totally buy their books.)
2. Good Unicorn, Bad Unicorn.
(Good Unicorn: “Feeling ill? Here, let me cure you with my magical horn.”
Bad Unicorn: “Get your unicorn-purified hand sanitizer here—just $500 a bottle!”)
Hang in there, everyone.