Dear Book,
Awww, you’re being awesome today. Can you be like this always?
Me
Dear Book,
By always, I actually meant longer than the next 15 minutes. Sorry about the confusion.
Me
Dear Chapter 19,
It’s all your fault. All the other chapters are so well behaved.
Just remember, the outtakes file is in the same directory you are.
Me
Header lyrics from Jen Hajj’s “Raven.”