PSA of the day

“If you wake up one morning and suddenly discover that you don’t know any two people with the same first name and that your phone number begins with 555, you can safely assume you’ve fallen into a work of fiction.” Should you see experience these or any other signs of fictionalization, please take all the usual precautions: Don’t become a mentor, don’t adopt a dog, and by all means don’t reveal your plans for world domination. This has been a public service announcement.