You don’t add much to the story. A bit of character, a bit of humor, and more than a bit of confusion, because it’s entirely the wrong time for a character like you to appear.
Yet you seem to want to be here. I get that.
What I don’t get is why.
Care to fill me in?
I’m listening.
Me
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Dear Secondary But Reasonably Central Character,
Fascinating. You’re entirely unwilling to act like a stupid grown-up for the benefit of my plot.
Thank you for that.
No, seriously. Thank you.
Me