“I am the last one you’d ever suspect of setting the fire, of setting the fire.”

Dear Secondary Character Whose Snark I’ve Missed the Past Few Chapters,

Wow, trying to do the right thing makes you grumpy.

And, more importantly, snarky.

Welcome back.

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Dear Secondary Character Who Is Still Learning the Fine Art of Snarking,

Way to put the protagonist off balance.

Yeah, me too.

And you were supposed to be the shy one.

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Dear Story,

Writing characters who can lie rocks.

Why didn’t you tell me?

P.S. Also kissing. Writing kissing rocks, too.