[spoiler] The part where the author googles her name and google responds, Your search did not match any documents. Did you mean, “Who is the WORST AUTHOR in the WORLD???” was worth the price of admission by itself, really–laughed and laughed when I reached that part. Because isn’t that what we all secretly fear? 🙂[/end spoiler]
After that, of course, there’s nothing left to do but run away and live in a cave …