“And I awoke, and found me here / On the cold hill side”

So, a google search reveals that the top hit on “faerie gifts” is a zazzle store.

In fact, the top hundred hits are pretty much all merch sites, with the occasional fanfic tossed in for good measure but without a warning among them that I could see.

Truly, we humans are in So Much Trouble, should the fair folk ever choose to return.