“You want to dress in black / And lose your heart beyond recall …”

Dear Story Angst,

I love you. You know I do. It’s just … well, do you think you could move over a little and give the plot some room, too?

No, no, not over there. Those are the secondary character arcs.

There. Yes, thank you.

Yes, I guess that means I don’t love only you after all.

No, given who you are, I don’t suppose I can expect you to take that well.


P.S. Significant Philosphical Digressions? This all goes for you, too, okay?

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