Dear Story Angst,
I love you. You know I do. It’s just … well, do you think you could move over a little and give the plot some room, too?
No, no, not over there. Those are the secondary character arcs.
There. Yes, thank you.
Yes, I guess that means I don’t love only you after all.
No, given who you are, I don’t suppose I can expect you to take that well.
Me
P.S. Significant Philosphical Digressions? This all goes for you, too, okay?