Dear Book,

You’re right. That would be a neat twist. And would solve lots of problems. And … no.

Just no.

Because it would also be cheating, and I think we both know it.

But hey–thanks for checking in.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Also, it doesn’t fit with the timeline you yourself have established. So there’s that, too.

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