I’m not saying we should break up. I’m just saying we need some time apart, that’s all.
You should see other people. I should stare at some walls, catch up on some sleep, answer my email, maybe see to some neglected household repairs.
No, no, of course I won’t forget you. How could I ever forget the way you broke my heart in chapters 13 and 17? And I’ll always remember fondly the beautiful meltdown we had over chapter 11.
I like you. I do. I’ll be back together in time for your revision letter, I promise.
In the meantime, just remember: It’s not you, it’s me.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Well, okay, maybe it’s both of us.
P.P.S. Well, sure, I might see other stories while you’re gone. That shouldn’t surprise you. You’re a sequel. You’ve always known you weren’t my first.