Dear Character Who Is Far Scarier Than My Scary Antagonist,

Oh. It’s you.

One of the few things I’ve been sure of, through all my writing in this particular world, was that you were long dead. I should have known better.

No, of course I’m not backing away. I’ve been telling stories about you for years, one way or another. Why should you scare me now?

Make yourself at home. Look around. Damage some things. I won’t try to stop you.

Just let me keep pretending I could, okay?

Respectfully (very respectfully),


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