Dear Antagonist Who Has Seen Fit to Put in An Appearance At Last,

You? Are seriously creeping me out tonight.

Don’t stop.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Yes, technically, you do exist in one of those universes where I could turn you into a bird at any time. But please, please don’t let that get in your way.

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