It’s not often they write to me instead of the other way around

Dear Author Who I Thought Knew Me Well,

I am not the sort of protagonist who snarls and makes irritated comments when someone sneaks up on me.

I am the sort of protagonist who whirls around, knife drawn, and makes threats when someone sneaks up on me. No matter how well I know them.

Not the idle sort of threats, either.

Just a reminder,

Primary Character Who Plans to Make Her Way Through This Book on Her Own Terms, Thanks Very Much