Dear Minor Character Who Was Tentatively Slated to Become a Major One,
Does the phrase TSTL mean anything to you?
If you really want more page time this time around, you might want to look it up.
In every single version of this story, you get hurt. In every single version, it’s not your fault.
What color was your shirt again? ‘Cause you might want to change it.
Dear Letters to my Characters,
No, never mind. That would be way too meta, even for me.