Wait, wait — that one stray comment you’re about to make? There’s a whole world of backstory behind it. I don’t have time for a whole world of backstory.
No, no, that one isn’t any better. That one is a secret I’m saving for another story.
Don’t laugh. This is only the first draft. There’s still time enough to turn you into a tree.
If you don’t believe me, there’s this bird I’d like you to meet.
Not messing around,
Me