Dear Character Whose Name Isn’t Even Set Yet,

No. There will be no wolves in this book either.

No no no no no no no.

What’s with you people?

Me

P.S. And why do you always try this right before I know your names?

P.P.S. The thing is, wolves are like elves. You have to use them sparingly in fiction, see?

P.P.P.S. Would it help if you’re not a pureblood? No! Maybe. Let me get back to you.