Dear Character Who Really Ought to Tell Me Her Name If She Wants Me to Keep Listening to Her,

Oh, cool. You have backstory, sort of. And you’re even telling me about it. Yay.

Except–wait. You’re lying, aren’t you? I’ve been here before. I know your type.

No, no that’s okay. Don’t stop talking.

Lying beats silence any day.

Listening,

Me