Bella Swan is the single least competent character in the Twilight series–she can barely walk across a room without putting herself in mortal danger. The men in her life are all over her, and even when they’re not saving her life worry about the minutiae of her well being, can hardly stand to be away from her, and pretty clearly never ever forget she’s female.
Suddenly feeling the need to go watch some Buffy. Or read some Icelandic sagas.