“Practical Villainy” first appeared in Say … Have You Heard This One? last May; fun to see it out in another form!
That kitten story
Speaking of stories, “Practical Villainy” is up on Escape Pod this week. (But don’t download this week’s episode just because of that. Also download it because of the recording of Jonathan Coulton’s “Skullcrusher Mountain” at the end. :-))