Harry Potter home for summer blah blah blah Dursleys acting badly blah blah blah Dumbledore kind but vague blah blah blah Hermione and Ron blah blah blah Diagon Alley blah blah blah Draco being mean blah blah blah Hogwart’s Express blah blah blah Harry has no sympathy for depressed people blah blah blah Snape being mean blah blah blah banquet blah blah blah new faculty blah blah blah visit Hagrid blah blah blah school is so hard this year blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Two hundred pages into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and I’m bored. Whatever surprising twists are at the end of the book, the first third is simply retreading the same ground for a sixth time.
Meanwhile, even though I dislike having plot points revealed to me too soon as much as the next person, I still think this is really funny.
