Googling for Adventurers

So, my protagonist is doing a Google search on “buried treasure.” (Hey, you gotta start somewhere.) Like a good researcher, I went ahead and did a search myself, to see what turned up.

I’m kind of amused that this was the top result.

While I confess that that I am something of a closet Neopets fan, I suspect Tiernay West (my protagonist) would say that result number fourteen is far more interesting.