I decided that yes, this was exactly what I was waiting for.
For those who are also tired of waiting, I’ve uploaded the following: Personally, I recommend printing this out on nice, parchment-y paper, writing in your name with a nice pen, and finding one of those gold seals to stick in the corner. But there’s more than one way to do these things, of course. And of course, once you have the certificate hanging by your desk, you’ll know you’re legitimate, and won’t have to bother with that pesky self-dount thing any more. 🙂
The only requirement for downloading a copy is that you be able to say to yourself “Yes, I am a real writer.” (You can also mail a copy to someone else–in that case it’s enough for you to think they’re a real writer, whether or not they believe so themselves.)